Quote #5711
History, although sometimes made up of the few acts of the great, is more...
Quote #696
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
Quote #657
It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
Quote #31311
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain the most miserable who...
Quote #1077
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear...
Quote #25403
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem they know how it’s done, they’ve seen...
Quote #1239
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Quote #17765
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #5939
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...