Quote #12595
I am not a great cook, I am not a great artist, but I...
Quote #27600
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #4698
I know all except myself.
Quote #26747
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.
Quote #20944
And many strokes, though with a little axe, Hew down and fell the hardest-timbered...
Quote #20476
The cost of a things is the amount of what I call life which...
Quote #28479
There is only one way to come into this world there are too many...
Quote #17975
I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies.
Quote #2978
I am a deeply superficial person.