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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling...
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Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
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The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the...
Quote #8485
I pay very little regard…to what any young person says on the subject of...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #32229
Why is it that, as we grow older, we are so relunctant to change...
Quote #12805
He that plants trees loves others besides himself.
Quote #154
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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One thing is clear to me. You cant know everything youd like to know....
Quote #4920
Every man has his fault, and honesty is his.