Quote #2483
Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow.
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Prayer gives us the opportunity to speak to GOD, Meditation allows GOD to speak...
Quote #27438
Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
Quote #6950
He will live ill who does not know how to die well.
Quote #4503
In fact, nothing is said that has not been said before.
Quote #27736
Is it not enough to know the evil to shun it If not, we...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #685
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Quote #5707
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on...
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...