Quote #8522
Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
Quote #23357
My fellow Americans I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that...
Quote #21693
There is no such thing as a lover’s oath.
Quote #3511
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
Quote #2070
There is no free lunch.
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #16964
The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide.
Quote #16340
Extremists think “communication” means agreeing with them.
Quote #34624
Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.
Quote #2723
A dramatic critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.