Quote #14279
You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
Quote #837
Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt… Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
Quote #34534
He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served.
Quote #4758
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so...
Quote #6483
The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
Quote #31464
The world is made for people who aren’t cursed with self-awareness.
Quote #7802
To err is human, to forgive divine.
Quote #18682
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #6995
Have regard for your name, since it will remain for you longer than a...