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Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #3605
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a...
Quote #1692
Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Quote #5799
If anything is certain, it is that change is certain. The world we are...
Quote #5759
It is often merely for an excuse that we say things are impossible.
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Let him who expects one class of society to prosper into highest degree, while...
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The subtlety of nature is greater many times over than the subtlety of the...
Quote #30191
Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life. And when a thought or resentment,...