Quote #5199
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.
Quote #30652
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
Quote #14360
If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you...
Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #23398
I say that democracy can never prove itself beyond cavil, until it founds and...
Quote #6451
Television has brought murder back into the home– where it belongs.
Quote #28957
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life...
Quote #8261
If our greatest need had been information, God would have sent an educator. If...
Quote #19162
Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
Quote #8384
To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it...