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“Hello,” he lied.
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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...
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Immature love says ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I...
Quote #1610
We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better...
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I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
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A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so,...
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Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually...
Quote #24574
Nothing is really so poor and melancholy as art that is interested in itself...