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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained...
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Do not hover always on the surface of things, nor take up suddenly, with...
Quote #19725
An artist cannot fail it is a success to be one.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.
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In any man who dies there dies with him, his first snow and kiss...
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A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
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When we are chafed and fretted by small cares, a look at the stars...
Quote #19589
The more laws and order are made prominent, The more thieves and robbers there...