Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #1775
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #26599
Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #31147
When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away...
Quote #12681
One can acquire everything in solitude, except character.
Quote #34815
Isn’t it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to...
Quote #16740
There is only one universal passion fear.
Quote #33657
The people’s good is the highest law.
Quote #1558
It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity:...