Quote #22770
This is patently absurd but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
Quote #8788
Existence would be intolerable if we were never to dream.
Quote #28903
There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on...
Quote #11047
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Quote #5851
I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
Quote #20387
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
Quote #11600
I play the notes as they are written, but it is God who makes...
Quote #26922
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
Quote #34467
A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn’t rhyme...
Quote #29429
Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually,...