Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Quote #2833
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.
Quote #10632
The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
Quote #13002
Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue.
Quote #21555
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.
Quote #24597
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the...
Quote #29001
I never been in no situation where havin’ money make it any worse.
Quote #27005
All we ask is to be let alone.
Quote #24618
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just...
Quote #29033
I am not God, but I am my creator.