Quote #25885
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #4940
Love truth, and pardon error.
Quote #15499
Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
Quote #11387
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
Quote #27406
Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees...
Quote #11336
Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
Quote #24246
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
Quote #26058
For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It’s better that they are...
Quote #15765
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #1077
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear...