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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
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It’s hard enough to write a good drama, it’s much harder to write a...
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Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.
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The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be,...
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To be a saint is the exception to be upright is the rule. Err,...
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The leader can never close the gap between himself and the group. If he...
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Rejoice not at thine enemy’s fall – but don’t rush to pick him up...
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
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Surely a tired woman on her way to work at six in the morning...