Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #131
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Quote #18987
I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...
Quote #20658
There can be no real freedom without the freedom to fail.
Quote #23180
The bulk of mankind are schoolboys through life.
Quote #26316
If there is one eternal truth of politics, it is that there are always...
Quote #10896
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear...
Quote #29658
No man ought to lay a cross upon himself, or to adopt tribulation, as...
Quote #10013
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.