Quote #512
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Quote #2619
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
Quote #3853
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant–and...
Quote #7600
Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
Quote #1072
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
Quote #33297
If you pump casually, you will pump forever. Pump hard to begin with and...
Quote #29360
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
Quote #11719
I wasted time, now time doth waste me.
Quote #26333
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
Quote #19327
Every man is ignorant – just on different subjects.