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We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and...
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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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I do beseech you to direct your efforts more to preparing youth for the...
Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
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Whenever a separation is made between liberty and justice, neither, in my opinion, is...
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Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
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All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
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Every mind was made for growth, for knowledge, and its nature is sinned against...