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‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
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I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready...
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It is not for him to pride himself who loveth his own country, but...
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Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective an awareness that some things are...
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Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
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I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or...
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Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in...
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One’s religion is whatever one is most interested in.