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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the...
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The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with...
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You may live a long while with some people and be on friendly terms...
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Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.
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When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.
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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
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The test of a first-fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
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I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in...
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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.