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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
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My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
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Every man plays the fool once in his lif marry is playing the fool...
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Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
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We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams...
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Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others.
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Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when...
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The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.
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It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to...