Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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Work saves us from three great evils boredom, vice and need.
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...
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What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you...
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #26657
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
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Take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say...
Quote #7898
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your...
Quote #17639
Force has no place where there is need of skill.
Quote #23123
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself I do not say that it...