Quote #22421
The chief business of the American people is business.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people...
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Where there is love there is life.
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Quality is never an accident.
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Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
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I walked beside the evening sea And dreamed a dream that could not be...
Quote #12169
The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common!
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Be neither too remote nor too familiar.
Quote #29991
Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he’s...