Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #34286
Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Quote #21840
Don’t let us make imaginary evils, when you know we have so many real...
Quote #20389
Ah Mozart He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t.
Quote #6171
Living hell is the best revenge.
Quote #24556
An ideal cannot wait for its realization to prove its validity.
Quote #24434
Confronted with the choice, the American people would choose the policeman’s truncheon over the...
Quote #34131
I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #24812
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent – that is...