Quote #325
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on...
Quote #34788
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be...
Quote #32746
The fact that I was a bachelor provided two opportunities or two handles that...
Quote #31277
I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. ‘Legend’ means,...
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #14604
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain – and most fools do.
Quote #4203
My Karma ran over your dogma.
Quote #27939
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Quote #23999
Frank Jane, since I’ve met you I’ve noticed things that I never knew were...
Quote #7542
Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being...