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My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits.
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If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #34837
I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man I want a...
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What we choose to call sanity is a big house where the mad have...
Quote #32611
Originality is nothing by judicious imitation. The most original writers borrowed one from another.
Quote #17476
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
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One of the things that is wrong with America is that everybody who has...
Quote #15850
Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason.
Quote #16348
You can do only one thing at a time. I simply tackle one problem...