Quote #8368
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Quote #28195
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #22539
The antiwar movement is a wild orgasm of anarchists sweeping across the country like...
Quote #27011
Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage...
Quote #22662
Never fall out with your bread and butter.
Quote #21228
Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
Quote #2143
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Quote #13316
Only the insane is absolutely certain.
Quote #34224
You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.