Quote #5418
September tries its best to have us forget summer.
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
Quote #2961
Marriage: a long conversation chequered by disputes.
Quote #7782
The peace of heaven is theirs that lift their swords, in such a just...
Quote #31274
I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new...
Quote #26675
You need to know that a member of Congress who refuses to allow the...
Quote #22087
Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
Quote #4882
The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.
Quote #9810
Do you want to know the secret of pain? If you just stop feeling...
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.