Quote #23069
Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought our brightest blazes of gladness...
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #3493
I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all...
Quote #14630
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as...
Quote #11977
Let them hate us, as long as they fear us.
Quote #6245
Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely.
Quote #29611
Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...
Quote #5424
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #4187
Do not seek evil gains; evil gains are the equivalent of disaster.