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It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who...
Quote #23557
Society attacks early when the individual is helpless.
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The worst sin – perhaps the only sin – passion can commit, is to...
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You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the...
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
Quote #18947
What we anticipate seldom occurs what we least expected generally happens.
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The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow,...
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The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #4515
Be contented when you have got all you want.