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A healthy family is sacred territory.
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When something that honest is said it usually needs a few minutes of silence...
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.
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The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
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The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,...
Quote #24531
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.
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The older dictators fell because they could never supply their subjects with enough bread,...
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I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least...
Quote #34481
You’ve got to be original, because if you’re like someone else, what do they...