Quote #25108
A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report,...
Quote #28049
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be...
Quote #32113
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #15639
Every great work, every great accomplishment, has been brought into manifestation through holding to...
Quote #16558
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #24246
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
Quote #24645
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we’ll do it because it’s brilliant nonsense.
Quote #5338
I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to...
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.