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If you can actually count your money you are not really a rich man.
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
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It is one of the maladies of our age to profess a frenzied allegiance...
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It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
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He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
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Don’t reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can’t have two sets of...
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Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
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A friend is someone, who upon seeing another friend in immense pain, would rather...