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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
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Conversation has a kind of charm about it, an insuating and insidious something that...
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A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it...
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The computer is a moron.
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There is that in the glance of a flower which may at times control...
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Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
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Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
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Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
Quote #25657
When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn’t...