Quote #27441
You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do...
Quote #5503
Look twice before you leap.
Quote #20177
It’s always too early to quit.
Quote #4888
Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of...
Quote #18571
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #13837
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
Quote #5016
You can change an outfit, you can outfit change, or both.
Quote #23454
You traverse the world in search of happiness, which is within the reach of...
Quote #2744
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.