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We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
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The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word ‘crisis.’ One brush stroke...
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Like swift water an active mind never stagnates.
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We can forgive you for killing our sons. But we will never forgive you...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Let us consider the reason of the case. For nothing is law that is...
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A ship in port is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.
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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody...
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To accomplish great things we must first dream, then visualize, then plan… believe… act!
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I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a...