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Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...
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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
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I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there...
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…Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from...
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How poor are they who have not patience What wound did ever heal but...
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Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They...
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All last year we tried to teach him English, and the only word he...
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Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in...
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It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is...
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...