Quote #27159
A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just...
Quote #12766
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
Quote #28409
If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
Quote #26187
You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #16008
I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another.
Quote #6569
It is not the critic who counts, not the one who points out how...
Quote #14639
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...
Quote #20270
Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Quote #10806
Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.