Quote #23850
Not to feel one’s misfortunes is not human, not to bear them in not...
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Most idealistic people are skint. I have discovered that people with money have no...
Quote #23260
The advantage of doing one’s praising for oneself is that one can lay it...
Quote #20569
There are two things to aim at in life first, to get what you...
Quote #30007
Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat’s ear, but only...
Quote #15104
You, too, can determine what you want. You can decide on your major objectives,...
Quote #540
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #22166
As I was going up the stairI met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t...