Quote #15823
No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #4161
Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come...
Quote #2237
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
Quote #26043
He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of...
Quote #688
Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.
Quote #26760
You must not pity me because my sixtieth year finds me still astonished. To...
Quote #3128
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...
Quote #16198
Talent, lying in the understanding, is often inherited; genius, being the action of reason...
Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.