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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
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There are two kinds of stories, the ones you live and the ones you...
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Under every stone lurks a politician.
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To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
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A little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth man’s...
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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
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You can stand tall, without standing on someone. You can be a victor without...