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Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
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A broken bone can heal, but the wound a word opens can fester forever.
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Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it...
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How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible,...
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To stand up — or be setup?
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If you’re a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm....