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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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A man who doesn’t trust himself can never truly trust anyone else.
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You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
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If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different...
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Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned...
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One man’s word is no man’s word we should quietly hear both sides.
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you got to put...
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Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.
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Nothing can be called failure until you accept it as such. You can transmute...
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One can search the brain with a microscope and not find the mind, and...