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He who carries out one good deed acquires one advocate in his own behalf,...
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There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and...
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The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably...
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We have always said that in our war with the Arabs we had a...
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I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom...
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Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.
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I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who...
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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...