Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #8323
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.
Quote #26826
The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #18525
‘Out upon merry Christmas What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying...
Quote #9165
Strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others.
Quote #24441
Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn’t matter. I’m not...
Quote #4134
If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you...
Quote #25115
Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom...
Quote #18849
History does not repeat itself except in the minds of those who do not...