Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #29239
Asking to meet with Italian businessmen instead of government officials. I want to talk...
Quote #3793
Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and...
Quote #34033
That’s the whole thing with the hog. It’s you and 80 wild horses under...
Quote #32987
Always love your enemies–nothing annoys them so much.
Quote #28291
I wish there was a disease where you’re afraid of clouds, because I think...
Quote #6238
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Quote #6426
Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right.
Quote #27964
No one can avoid aging, but aging productively is something else.
Quote #20512
At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a...