Quote #20697
Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
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When in doubt, observe and ask questions. When certain, observe at length and ask...
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Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still...
Quote #14777
The books that help you most are those which make you think that most....
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #838
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Quote #4834
My candle burns at both endsIt will not last the night;But ah, my foes,...
Quote #21302
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or...
Quote #21141
To those people in the huts and villages of half the globe struggling to...
Quote #7950
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.