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Life’s two Great Questions Why me and What do I do now
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Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
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The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left–the...
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
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It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.
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Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
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What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes...
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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
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There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and...