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I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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What makes all doctrines plain and clear- About two hundred pounds a year. And...
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No foreign policy-no matter how ingenious-has any chance of success if it is born...
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The thing that is incredible is life itself. Why should we be here in...
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
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It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing...
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This communicating of a man’s self to his friend works two contrary effects for...
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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
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The humble suffer when the mighty disagree.