Quote #10133
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #3029
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
Quote #5244
And the wild regrets, and the bloody sweats, None knew so well as I:...
Quote #9714
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.
Quote #20440
We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal, and then leap in...
Quote #484
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades...
Quote #988
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
Quote #30121
The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents divine philosophy teaches...
Quote #31961
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The...